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Sunday, February 6, 2011

On 6:45 PM by Connie Lam in     5 comments
A story to share with u guys :)

This is very interesting..........(to men) please take time to
 ponder........(to women) enjoy the story..........

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a
neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by
Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long
as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to
figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to  death.

The question was: What do women really want?

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to
young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better
than death, He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by
year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess, the
priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone,
but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him
to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the
price would be high as the witch was famous through out the kingdom for
the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to
the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree
to her price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the Knights
of the Round Table, And Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was
horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, Smelled
like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He
refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden,

But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said
nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the
reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the
witch answered. Arthur's question thus: 'What a woman really wants?'

She said, 'Is to be in charge of her own life.'

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great
truth. And that Arthur's life would be spared.

And so it was.

The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.

And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a
horrific experience, entered the bedroom.

But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay
before him on the bed.  The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she
appeared as a witch, She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self
only half the time. And the beautiful maiden the other half.

 'Which would you prefer? She asked him. 'Beautiful during the day .... or
 at night?'

 Lancelot pondered the predicament.

 During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his
 friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!

 Or,

 Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?

But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with?


 (If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be?

 (If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?

 What Lancelot chose, is given below:

 BUT... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below... OKAY?

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  Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question,

 He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.



 Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time.
Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own
life.

 Now... what is the moral to this story?

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 The moral is...

 1) There is a witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!

 2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get  ugly.


 So, always remember:


 IT'S EITHER 'HER WAY' OR IT'S 'NO WAY'


5 comments :

  1. haha nice story.. enjoyed reading.. the ending was a little surprising tho - i wouldn't know which to pick.. but yeah, giving her the decision to decide is probably the best :)

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  2. Hahahaha...
    A little bit scary but I think I can manage to understand what women want in my own version. no complaint so far....

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  3. i'm gonna share this story on my blog, if u dun mind :)

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